Need a strong, affectionate Dad who isn't afraid to march me to the woodshed for a good talking to with a leather belt or razor strap when I deserve it and followed by after care.
Then again, if a naughty boy pushes my buttons, I know he's just asking to be marched to the woodshed for his own quivering backside to be tanned with some supple leather (as well as any other special attention that may be required).